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butt surfing 

Sliding your hard-on up and down inside your (male or female) partner's butt crack, usually gently slapping your lower abdomin and hips against the butt cheeks as you 'surf'.

May involve slipping the tip of the cock into the anus you pass by it on each 'ride'. Butt surfing may, but not necessarily, cumulate in giving your partner a full on ass fucking. Use a condom if you do this.

Works best on a tight, rounded ass.

After a good day at a beach, Brad and I took a shower together. I whipped off his red speedos, lent him against the tiled wall and gave him a good butt surfing.
butt surfing by Surf Bunny May 26, 2008
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Butt Surfing 

In a locker room, the act of sitting on the bench without a towel. Also a way of marking ones territory to keep others away.
“I use this locker dude..way too much butt surfing over by you man.”
Butt Surfing by Jmaster12 January 28, 2019

butt surfing 

When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.
Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!

My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
butt surfing by Reece Griffin November 15, 2007

Butt Surfing 

The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.
Butt surfing: You should have seen how she butt surfed across that floor!

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026