butt baby

A fictional baby conceived by anal intercourse and birthed through the anus, just as a regular baby is conceived by sexual intercourse and birthed through the vagina.

In reality it is impossible to impregnate anyone or give birth through the anus. Mentioning or discussing the concept of a butt baby is a pursuit into often intentionally juvenile humour.
John: "Shut up, you butt baby!"

Rick: "Hey, us butt babies are contributing members of society! We are all equal, whether born from the hoo-ha or born from the ha-hoo."
by DanielCornelius September 07, 2012
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butt baby

1)A baby which has been either concieved due to anal sex or has been born through the anal passage as opposed to the vagina. Usually resembles a faeces covered fetus.

2)An insult directed at people who enjoy rectums and their function.
1)"Thomas was a Butt Baby, he was born out of a smelly anus."
2)"Thomas is such a Butt Baby, look at the way he acts around rectums."
by Casanova M-baby May 04, 2005
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azoural and extractor
Man 1: Dude I cant go to the party my mom said no
Man 2: What are you a fuckin butt baby
Man 1: Do I look like extractor 111 or freddy fazbear to you?
by Jack67194 May 28, 2023
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"Hey officer butt baby"
"Its Barbrady!"
"What did we say?"
"Butt baby"
"hahahaha"
by dested April 09, 2007
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butt baby

fecal matter. turds. gay people I have known refer to fecal matter (turds), as a butt baby. a silly theoretical result of anal sex.
"My butt babies are going to drown!"
"Butt babies don't live!"
by a gay August 25, 2005
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when a man and a Grilled Cheese sandwich love each other very very much, they will sometimes have a wresting match and then later a special surprise comes out of the man's private parts
life has many gifts, but there are few as precious as a butt baby
by puertorican120 November 29, 2012
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The aftermath of a furious session of butt sex, butt babies are the resultant mix of shit and cum that is ejected from the recipient's asshole at their next dump.
After taking dick in the ass, Mattia delivered a healthy 1lb. butt baby the next time he went to the restroom.
by UvaFML November 03, 2009
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