Butikofer 

Often associated with the term Chocolate bear, this type of person is generally athletic with extremely large latissius dorsi. They were often the leaders of rebellions against the Roman Empire; often unsuccessful due to the fact that all the soldiers were jealous of their leader's athletic ability. The dominant genetics, according to Cambridge studies, is associated with their large flashy teeth and ferocity. Sometimes with slightly misunderstood homosexual tendencies. The males of this gene pool often fall hopelessly in love with a single woman who will eventually tear their hearts out and sacrifice them to the Gods. Modern Day versions of this ancient warrior are those who accomplish extreme feats of strength while often brushing their teeth at the same time. Changes wrought into their now imperfect gene pool has rendered them below their average seven foot height.

Person 1: "Man you're such an Butikofer."
Person 2: "An ancient Butikofer or a new Butikofer?"
Person 1: "A new Butikofer."
Person 2: "You're a tool."

Butikofer by Scrubsmania September 25, 2013

butikofer 

Butikofer’s are generally very attractive and so hot. There bodies are so nice and people can’t help but stare at their fat butts. They also have largely chubby fingers and sweaty palms. They don’t get nervous or embarrassed often and like to be the center of attention. They love to poop and fart to make each other laugh. Family nights are the funnest and they hate everyone but their family but also only hate their family. It’s a dynamic family let’s just say lol.

“wow then butikofer’s really have good genes and jeans.”

butikofer by anonymous November 25, 2021