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Butikofer 

Often associated with the term Chocolate bear, this type of person is generally athletic with extremely large latissius dorsi. They were often the leaders of rebellions against the Roman Empire; often unsuccessful due to the fact that all the soldiers were jealous of their leader's athletic ability. The dominant genetics, according to Cambridge studies, is associated with their large flashy teeth and ferocity. Sometimes with slightly misunderstood homosexual tendencies. The males of this gene pool often fall hopelessly in love with a single woman who will eventually tear their hearts out and sacrifice them to the Gods. Modern Day versions of this ancient warrior are those who accomplish extreme feats of strength while often brushing their teeth at the same time. Changes wrought into their now imperfect gene pool has rendered them below their average seven foot height.
Person 1: "Man you're such an Butikofer."
Person 2: "An ancient Butikofer or a new Butikofer?"
Person 1: "A new Butikofer."
Person 2: "You're a tool."
Butikofer by Scrubsmania September 25, 2013
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butikofer 

Butikofer’s are generally very attractive and so hot. There bodies are so nice and people can’t help but stare at their fat butts. They also have largely chubby fingers and sweaty palms. They don’t get nervous or embarrassed often and like to be the center of attention. They love to poop and fart to make each other laugh. Family nights are the funnest and they hate everyone but their family but also only hate their family. It’s a dynamic family let’s just say lol.
“wow then butikofer’s really have good genes and jeans.”
butikofer by anonymous November 25, 2021
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008