When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.
This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.
A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"
Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because presenthappiness is expected to linger on and on...
Fake doomshop dickriders rejected from the rap game, Total Faggots, All still live with their parents.
Leader Evilplaya actually gets bullied and his pockets ran at school for any dollar/drug in his pocket
Cris pharaoh is another member of this group, always go into the barber shop to get a dumb ass haircut with just a ponytail.
If any of these children diss you, disregard them because they will never do shit.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"