(n.) Abbreviated B.O.B.S., is a prolapsed rectum, usually associated with to many objects being inserted into one's rectum or entirely too much anal sex, resulting in a weakening of the sphincter muscles and the last few inches of the sygmoid colon hanging out of the afflicted's anus. A very unfortunate condition, indeed.
I had the unfortunate misfortune to shower with Randy at the gym. I couldn't believe he has Busted Out Butthole Syndrome. I swore it was a tail at first, but, much to my horror, it was the last six inches of his colon. Disgusting!
This is achieved when the inner labia (typically of a fat woman) sticks out to the side and looks like a uvula. It is especially common for the accompanying odor to be the worst thing you will ever smell in a thousand lifetimes.
"I figured I'd take that whore to a cheap motel, but when she took her pants off my eyes started to sting so I got the hell out of there because I was pretty sure I was in for a busted-out puss flap."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.