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Busted Out Butthole Syndrome 

(n.) Abbreviated B.O.B.S., is a prolapsed rectum, usually associated with to many objects being inserted into one's rectum or entirely too much anal sex, resulting in a weakening of the sphincter muscles and the last few inches of the sygmoid colon hanging out of the afflicted's anus. A very unfortunate condition, indeed.
I had the unfortunate misfortune to shower with Randy at the gym. I couldn't believe he has Busted Out Butthole Syndrome. I swore it was a tail at first, but, much to my horror, it was the last six inches of his colon. Disgusting!

busted out tracktor tire 

a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from
Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.

busted out of the box 

When the baseball player, after hitting a ground ball, has a very fast first step out of the batter's box toward first base.
Man, did you see Eddie Chavez? He busted out of the box to beat that play at first base!

Busted-Out Puss Flap 

This is achieved when the inner labia (typically of a fat woman) sticks out to the side and looks like a uvula. It is especially common for the accompanying odor to be the worst thing you will ever smell in a thousand lifetimes.
"I figured I'd take that whore to a cheap motel, but when she took her pants off my eyes started to sting so I got the hell out of there because I was pretty sure I was in for a busted-out puss flap."
Busted-Out Puss Flap by Des Long November 16, 2012