business poop 

Those fecal deposits made in utmost haste, with a complete absence of reading or other tom-fooleries.

I have class in ten minutes. This needs to be a business poop.

business poop by William Forrester IV March 20, 2010

business poop 

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops

business poop by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017