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Bus Seat Orgasm

The ability for a female to get off and orgasm, hands free, purely by the stimulation given from the motorized vibration and rough ride encountered on various modes of public transportation, i.e., buses, trains, subways, etc.
Cindy always arrived at work with a smile on her face. Not because he loves her job, but because her use of public transportation and her annual rider's pass allows her to cum from her daily Bus Seat Orgasm during her daily commute.
Bus Seat Orgasm by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Bus seat bitch 

1. someone who thinks they own a seat on the bus, be it a school bus or city bus
Bus seat bitch: Get the fuck out of my seat!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!
Bus seat bitch by darkshark15 April 11, 2008

Bus Seat Breath 

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.
Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound
Bus Seat Breath by Problem Peter February 22, 2025

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013

15 seater bus 

Can be used as a school bus or a sunday school bus.

Can also be used by large families with dogs.

Commonly used for religious reasons.
1. Wife: "We have 10 kids, and a standard 5 seater car isn't big enough!"

Husband: "Never mind, I found us a nice, white bus in the paper that the local church is selling! It has 15 seats and will do this family well".

2. The sunday school 15 seater bus is picking us up soon! Get your things together, they won't have spare bibles to lend.

3. We can take the dogs to the beach with us in our brand new 15 seater bus! Jump in kids!
15 seater bus by Bitchezbehatin' September 24, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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