bus seat 

When you sit down in a chair that has been farted in and you get a waft of what's inside.

Ohhh man I just got a waft of that bus seat.

bus seat by Radwick November 25, 2016

Bus Seat Orgasm

The ability for a female to get off and orgasm, hands free, purely by the stimulation given from the motorized vibration and rough ride encountered on various modes of public transportation, i.e., buses, trains, subways, etc.

Cindy always arrived at work with a smile on her face. Not because he loves her job, but because her use of public transportation and her annual rider's pass allows her to cum from her daily Bus Seat Orgasm during her daily commute.

Bus Seat Orgasm by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Bus seat bitch 

1. someone who thinks they own a seat on the bus, be it a school bus or city bus

Bus seat bitch: Get the fuck out of my seat!
Normal person: I don't see your name on it...
Bus seat bitch: You know I sit here!

Bus seat bitch by darkshark15 April 11, 2008

Bus Seat Breath 

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.

Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound

Bus Seat Breath by Problem Peter February 22, 2025

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013

15 seater bus 

Can be used as a school bus or a sunday school bus.

Can also be used by large families with dogs.

Commonly used for religious reasons.

1. Wife: "We have 10 kids, and a standard 5 seater car isn't big enough!"

Husband: "Never mind, I found us a nice, white bus in the paper that the local church is selling! It has 15 seats and will do this family well".

2. The sunday school 15 seater bus is picking us up soon! Get your things together, they won't have spare bibles to lend.

3. We can take the dogs to the beach with us in our brand new 15 seater bus! Jump in kids!

15 seater bus by Bitchezbehatin' September 24, 2011