Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis

I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut

by Sterling Koch June 8, 2022

Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 December 3, 2015

Bury my plow

Farming for ass

I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Done and buried

A term of endearment used to refer to victims of cock death

I didn't mean for it to go like this but let's keep moving on I mean she's done and buried now.

by Won't be traced back to omad September 12, 2017

buried in paperwork

Jerking off for 72 hours straight Chris from Family Guy says he’s been buried in paperwork and he jerks off a lot so...
Season 5 episode 8 time he says it 18:15-18:20

If someone ask what you were doing and it was jerking off just say you were buried in paperwork no one needs to know ;)

by November 26, 2020

Bury St Edmunds

Bury St Edmunds is a town in Suffolk. It is full of bindippers and chavs. You will not find a spot on bury that does not smell of stale piss. It is also home to a mediocre shite football team with an average fan age of 11.

Person 1: “Wyd tomorrow mate?”
Person 2: “Going out with my family”
Person 1: “Fair enough, whereabouts?”
Person 2: “Bury St Edmunds…”
Person 1: “Unlucky mate.”

by Don’tUseRealName March 16, 2022

Crying for the Buried

When you had lost the valuable things and regret deeply no matter you will get the same things again.

I have been crying for the buried since 3 months and make me chagrin

by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 26, 2015