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Burrito blowout 

1. when all the stuff inside a burrito sloshes out onto your pants and you start raging

(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)
guy 1: "ack! its a burrito blowout!"

guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"

guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"

employee: "no refunds"

guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"

*guy 1 runs away*

*employee takes a stress leave*
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burrito blowout 

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.
Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.
burrito blowout by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013