Gen. Burnsides 

n. What ordinary people refer to as sideburns (this facial hair was made popular by its namesake, Ambrose Burnside, the Union Army general who was noted for his trademark muttonchops).

Randy: Maybe if I trim my Gen. Burnsides O-girls will finally consider me spongeworthy.
Steve: I dunno, but I think I’m gonna trim my pubes to make my richard look bigger.
Randy: wtf?

Gen. Burnsides by The Raging Bull August 18, 2005

Burnieskidlavich 

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.

Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.

Burnieskidlavich by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019

Scott Burnside 

Stupid tool who does not check his facts when writing articles. Typically he makes fun of people who have far more money and far more power then he could ever think of having.

Scott Burnside claims Rick DiPietro has not won a playoff game, however a 1 minute check of his stats on NHL.com show this to be the case.

Scott Burnside by Dickburger September 18, 2008

Burnies 

A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.

"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."

Burnies by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010

burbsies 

Heavy

Burbsies is The Biggest Loser, but without the loss, that heavy.

burbsies by Z2D April 9, 2010

Burnside Cadillac 

A shopping cart pushed by a homeless person, usually full of the person's belongings (which are often mostly junk) but sometimes used specifically for transporting bottles and cans to be turned in for their deposits.

Did you just see that bum pushing his Burnside Cadillac down the street? That must be some workout!

Burnside Cadillac by Wolkenkaiser May 21, 2014

burnside mum 

a burnside mum is one who hangs out and shops at burnside village ( a shopping district in burnside, adelaide, australia).
These "mums" are normally seen to be wearing their customary gold belts and gold shoes, candy pink lipstick, with blond hair and sunnies on their heads. they are often slightly orange, they drive large expensive cars, normally FWD and they normally wear all white, CAPRI ( 3/4 pants) or sometimes those tiny checkered blue or pink pants. If wearing colours, baby blues, pale pinks, pale yellows, and a pale lime green sometimes.
SIGNATURE ACCESSORY: gold belt, gold shoes, candy pink lipstick.
They are ALWAYS at school helping with their children and can do million things at once.
<These women are the biggest gossips and enjoy cuppacinos.

a burnside mum is often referred to as a barbie.
"She is such a gossip, she knows everything!"
"she is a burnside mum"

burnside mum by boring f November 5, 2006