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burger job 

A burger job is simple, bascially while your partner is taking a crap, you coat their ass with many sorts of condiments while the large turd represents the beef section of the burger. After that it's pretty straight forward what happens....bon appetit
"Yo man last night I went back to that bitches house and I had to take a crap, so she went to the fridge and I totally gave her a Burger Job"
burger job by vincemeister July 27, 2006
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Curd Burger Blow Job 

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

burner job 

a job that one holds for a few weeks or so to scratch together some cash. when the money is no longer necessary or a new job is acquired, one will simply stop showing up.
person a - “how are you liking the coffee shop gig?”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”
burner job by elibelli June 7, 2018

boby joby burger 

boby joby burger is my very very very best friend for lifeeeeeeee it is also my reigon and my culture, it is also y very famoose contrey in the boby joby world.
boby joby burger is my LIFEEEEEEEE

BurgerJob 

Same as a DonutJob but with a burger. And messier. And a higher chance of she gobblin down your weiner.

*(She may also move the burger up and down to simulate fellatio rather then just eat it.)
Fatty McFats Fat: "Hey Handsome, i'll give you a burgerjob for $10"

Suspecting Tim: "hey! The Donutjob was $5!"
BurgerJob by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019
To eat tons of junk food then lose the weight gained
"How does he burgerjog so much?"
Burgerjog by tuff zubin September 4, 2026
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