Burger Ass

When poo is squished between the butt cheeks in form of sandwich.

Dude, why didn’t you grab me some more toilet paper? I had to get it myself and now I have major burger ass.

by EPubes January 30, 2021

Burger ass

When your ass crack is horizontal as opposed to vertical making your ass look like a burger with your bunghole being the meat

Dude Shark showed me his ass the other night at the bar! He has a straight burger ass

by Sharkuspiss August 19, 2014

Burger ass nigga

Some fat ass nigga or fat ass bitch

“Shut the fuck up you burger ass nigga”

by Jerald clarcson August 7, 2022

mcdonalds burger ass

When having a flat ass but your ass is as flat as a mcdonal's burger patty and we all know how thin those pattys are !

That ass is so flat shes got a mcdonalds burger ass

by Stamy July 3, 2014

Double decker ass burger

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.

Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt

by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017

ass burger

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.

Dude, you smell like an ass burger.

by CPrice May 18, 2006

Ass Burger

A not-so-good insult for someone with Asperger's Syndrome.

Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.

Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?

Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!

Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

by TastyRainbows July 13, 2010