Bunnel Vision

When a male gets hypnotized by a perfectly round and supple pair of ass cheeks. So much so that he may not even realize he is being completely obvious... usually resulting in being caught staring at the cheeky wonder.

Tom: "I was at the mall today sitting on the bench and I got slapped by my wife."

Bill: "Why? What'd you do?"

Tom: "I got a wicked case of bunnel vision when that skank walked by in those tight pants."

Bunnel Vision by Roody Poo February 19, 2010

Sheriff John Bunnell 

Has the whitest teeth known to man.

"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."

Sheriff John Bunnell by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004

Brunzel 

A dance move in which the enthusiastic dancer puts one foot up on a bench or any low object and proceeds to thrust his pelvis back and forth while putting his hands on either side of his head, elbows out. This move is especially popular in gay circles and the Philippines.

Whenever he hears the Black Eyed Peas' "Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night," he tosses back a Corona with Bacardi Limon and gets the crowd going with a Brunzel or two.

Brunzel by brideofgoliath July 23, 2011

Buzzelin 

The sound that your Bluetooth makes when you are too far away from your phone

"hold on for a second, i cant hear you, my Bluetooth is buzzelin"

Buzzelin by Ty Austin January 5, 2009

bunzl 

V. To prank someone gently, randomly, and inexplicably.

He said "Somebody just sent me an enormous can of peanuts through inter office mail." She replied "Somebody bunzled you."

bunzl by Anthony and Melissa October 16, 2013

bunzer 

A person who thinks they are better than they actually are and often misinterpret situations.

Some context:

A guy who thinks he is getting a girl just because he talks to her. Even though she is obviously friend zoning him.

A player in Fortnite who kills you just out of luck , because he got a Pump first, but for that reason thinks he is better than you. Even though he truly is not.

This bunzer thinks he is getting Jess just because he talks to her in the hallway.

This bunzer just one-pumped me and is giving me the L-Dance.

bunzer by deadpool 1 June 8, 2018

bunzer 

A person who thinks they are better than they actually are and often misinterpret situations.

Some context:

A guy who thinks he is getting a girl just because he talks to her. Even though she is obviously friend zoning him.

A player in Fortnite who kills you just out of luck , because he got a Pump first, but for that reason thinks he is better than you. Even though he truly is not.

This bunzer thinks he is getting Jess just because he talks to her in the hallway.

This bunzer just one-pumped me and is giving me the L-Dance.

bunzer by deadpool 1 June 8, 2018