House Bunny

a young, attractive woman whose role is to cook, clean, and entertain her clients. Payments to be accepted are gifts or favors from aforementioned clients or refferals to potential investors. More intimate situations are optional depending on the individual House Bunny.

Man, my girl is so perfect. Such a House Bunny!

House Bunny by The Original House Bunny March 15, 2011

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House Bunny

A crappy movie which is like a spoof pr0n without any decent jokes or naked-ness. Still pretty bonerific though.

Guy 1: House bunny was moron sauce!
Guy 2: the playboy bunnies were pretty bonerific.

House Bunny by G500 December 9, 2008

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Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

Horse Bunny by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022

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Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

Horse Bunny by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022