Bunked

When you have reached a state where you are both baked and drunk. Kind of like a vodka cheese cake.

Invented on a night of follies between the three bro-skateers as they sipped on beer and pulled on a J, all while looking into the distance of the earth's mystical domain. A night like this leaves only the bestest memories and a sense of inner warmth comparable to a caress of a red panda.
Only in a state of bunkedness is it ok to try a frontflip from a sand dune.

Accompanied by some nifty tunes, the bunked lads were on a ship to a far away land.
by EdibleCakez June 02, 2014
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Bunked

"Bunked": When one attempts a joke but it fails to recieve laughs or trigger the humor of surrounding attendants
''Yeah you just got bunked mate''

''Mega bunked there pal..''
by DJ Rhyme-Zee June 19, 2008
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Bunked

Extremely wasted and\or stoned to the point where movement or activity become uninteresting and resentful.

Temporary mental to physical paralysis caused by laziness and urge to do nothing.
"Yo J lets go bowling!"
"Fuck that bro, I'm to bunked to leave."

I'm sorry officer! Honestly I'm sober! M over here is bunked out of his mind though."
by Jeff Carrot May 19, 2008
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Bunk

Something that is ineffective, shitty, worthless, low quality, defective.
This Jeep is sick but it gets 12 miles per gallon. The gas millage is bunk.

I bought some weed from dealer and he said it was gas but it was bunk. He just lost my business.
by LordQuisiModo October 04, 2020
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no bunk

amazingphil said it to tell his internet fans he's not having sex that night
"okay internet im going to bed now"
top or bottom bunk phil?
"no bunk!!!!!!"
by amazingchildisnotonfire September 16, 2013
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Bunk

Used to describe something shitty.
That weed was bunk
by Linz February 22, 2004
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bunk

Bogus. Not genuine. Counterfeit. A total sham. Illegitimate. Nonsense.
Don't listen to her man, that's bunk.
by Zina December 14, 2006
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