bumpyless

when something is not bumpy

"you're like the bumpyless spongebob, man. simple."

bumpyless by maomaokeito January 8, 2025

Bumples 

The dimples on the lower back of some people; usually visable on thinner to medium sizes women or men.

Her bumples are so cute; you can see the right above her bathing suit bottoms!

Bumples by Whispy July 7, 2008

Bumplescraple 

An old folklore term used to describe a monster that would come out of the ground and feast on the eyes of young children. It originated when little Tommy tripped on a step and bumped his knee and scraped it and then lied that he was being chased by the Bumplescraple.

"Ouch!!! The Bumplescraple almost got me!!!" "Shut the fuck up Tommy this is why your parents don't love you"

Bumplescraple by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 3, 2023

Bumbless 

when a homeless person says "God Bless You" after you've given them something like food or money.

John: Hey Ashley what took you so long?

Ashley: Oh, sorry i gave that hobo some change and he kept bumblessing me.

Bumbless by ICARUS-X25 November 3, 2009

Bumplestiltskin 

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)

"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."

Bumplestiltskin by Stooo March 19, 2003

bumples 

acne of the glutious.
butt pimples.

i flipped the bitch over and found a patch of bumples.

bumples by stueyscott July 3, 2005

Bumples 

A kind of injury you get when you hurt yourself very badly in a very funny and or retarded way.

"I woke up with bumples after i got ran over by that bus of transvestites"

Bumples by shaquida January 8, 2008