bum trouble

The condition commonly known as diarrhoea. A polite way of describing it.

James S: Aw i had to leave early again today
David R: Aw man why?
James S: Still got a bit of bum trouble man,

bum trouble by Edgar Wacky January 15, 2006

Bum Troubler 

Noun.

1. A homosexual male.

2. A heterosexual male with a distinctive penchant for anal sex with ladyfolk.

3. A doctor who specializes in anal and bowel conditions and is thus required to frequently rummage around in the rectal cavity of his patients.

"There's this new guy at work who won't stop telling me about all his sexual exploits, in the sickest, most graphic detail imaginable. He's a right Bum Troubler too."

alt:

"Man, I haven't shit in 2 weeks. I'm so worried about it that I've booked in to see the Bum Troubler tomorrow."

Bum Troubler by Splott-light June 22, 2009

bum troubler 

a knob jockey who likes man juice, a deep shit diver who is skilled in the arts of brown magic

boy george is a proper bum troubler!

bum troubler by sk3pt1c April 27, 2006

bum troubler 

Someone who gives grief to homeless folk.

I saw a chav beat up a tramp yesterday, he was obviously a total bum troubler

bum troubler by VeenPA June 23, 2009