Bum Ring
Bum Ring by Baxtermikasa October 9, 2018
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Bumrings
Bumrings by Jeremy Knowitall August 22, 2017
Bumringer
The act of inserting a vibrating cellular phone in the rectum and asking a friend or acquaintance to call said phone for sexual gratification.
I don't think I'm coming out tonight lads. I'll probably just stay in, watch Jonathan Ross and ask mum to help me with a quiet bumringer.
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.