Bum Ring

A more polite term for the word asshole.

"Eugh, Jerry... You're such a fucking Bum Ring."

by Baxtermikasa October 9, 2018

Bum ring

When a person sucks the Poo out of some ones anus and proceeds the eat the little chunks of Poo extracted out of the bum

Person one - what did u do last night

Person two- I bum ringed her but I can’t get the Poo smell out of my breathe

by Chicken fillet bum cheese April 15, 2019

Bumring

A person of waspish nature often with poor fashion sense and uncontrollably curly hair.

Did you see that bloke of there?
Yeh, I know, he was such a Bumring.

by JAffacake23 December 18, 2011

Bumrings

Australian colloquial term referring to the hardware store Bunnings Warehouse.

"I'm going to Bumrings, did you need anything?"

by Jeremy Knowitall August 22, 2017

Bumringer

The act of inserting a vibrating cellular phone in the rectum and asking a friend or acquaintance to call said phone for sexual gratification.

I don't think I'm coming out tonight lads. I'll probably just stay in, watch Jonathan Ross and ask mum to help me with a quiet bumringer.

by Elevant January 24, 2009