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When a person sucks the Poo out of some ones anus and proceeds the eat the little chunks of Poo extracted out of the bum
Person one - what did u do last night

Person two- I bum ringed her but I can’t get the Poo smell out of my breathe
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A person of waspish nature often with poor fashion sense and uncontrollably curly hair.
Did you see that bloke of there?
Yeh, I know, he was such a Bumring.
Bumring by JAffacake23 December 18, 2011
Australian colloquial term referring to the hardware store Bunnings Warehouse.
"I'm going to Bumrings, did you need anything?"
Bumrings by Jeremy Knowitall August 22, 2017

Bumringer 

The act of inserting a vibrating cellular phone in the rectum and asking a friend or acquaintance to call said phone for sexual gratification.
I don't think I'm coming out tonight lads. I'll probably just stay in, watch Jonathan Ross and ask mum to help me with a quiet bumringer.
Bumringer by Elevant January 24, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026