bum flakes
bum flakes by Johnm22.11 June 21, 2019
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bare bum flaker
The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.
"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"
"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"
"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"
bare bum flaker by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013
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bare bum flaker • Flakey Bum-Wank • bumflake • Bum • Bum-Rush • bum fluff • bum chum • bum hole • bum bum • bum juice
Flakey Bum-Wank
A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
Flakey Bum-Wank by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
bumflake
A word to say somebody, somthing or someone is EG:gay fagit shithead bolix etc.
Its basicly swearing at someone without acctaualy swearing,but its funny
But it can also be used with swearwords
Its basicly swearing at someone without acctaualy swearing,but its funny
But it can also be used with swearwords
How bout dem knicks?
A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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