bum flakes

a public place where there is some fluff or dry skin. Mainly on seats or toilets.

Did you see the crusty bum flakes on the seat

by Johnm22.11 June 21, 2019

bare bum flaker

The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.

"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"

"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"

by LittleMissFlaker March 17, 2013

Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

bumflake

A word to say somebody, somthing or someone is EG:gay fagit shithead bolix etc.
Its basicly swearing at someone without acctaualy swearing,but its funny

But it can also be used with swearwords

Example1
dude:"Hey man"
dude:"Hey man"
dude:"Hey man"
dude2:"Shut up bumflake"
Example2
dude:"wanna go somewere?"
dude:"hey you wanna go somewere!"
dude:"Helllooooo?"
dude2:"Shut up you fucking bumflake, go kill yourself"

by geat October 5, 2007

Bumflakes

IN A PUBLIC TOILET ON THE TOILET SEAT THE IS FLUFF AND DRIED SKIN AND ITS SO CRUSTY

DID YOU SEE THE CRUSTY BUMFLAKES IN THAT TOILET?

by TAKEGAMMONTOFISH June 21, 2019