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bum babies 

when one visits the bathroom to relieve ones self of bodily waste, they are giving birth to bum babies. Bum babies come in all kinds of varieties, brown, greeney-brown, fat, thin, nutty, the list goes on...
Vicki, I just gave birth to a bum babies, it was so beautiful that a tear of joy rolled down my face.
bum babies by Dave matthams January 28, 2007
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Bum Babies 

A group of lads: Generally around 4-6 members of a group that find degenerate, sexist and outright narcissistic humour funnier than your nan's clit.
'See those losers over there'
'Yeah, they look like bum babies'
Bum Babies by Nitty420 July 27, 2020

Bum Babies 

I ate too much chilli last night and spent all this morning giving birth to Bum Babies.
Bum Babies by NavePun January 28, 2022

up the bum no babies

A method of birth control?

Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.
`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies
Up the Bum No Babies by Cornflake September 23, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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