A 7-foot tall cretin with giant, flapping tabs. A mentally retardedtwat that can eat 3 fried pigs for breakfast and is therefore detested by its grandfather's wife, who takes the piss out of its ridiculous crash-helmet hairstyle.
similar to bullriding, but with people. most commonly practiced in urban areas, an urban bullrider will mount (jump on) a suitable and unsuspecting candidate, and ride them for as long as possible
Me and Chris did some urban bullriding in london. I jumped on this huge dude on the millenium bridge and rode him for at least 12 seconds.
1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"