bug dick

Someone who excels in levels of faggotry

Sam Chiu is a bug dick

by Bug dick official February 1, 2017

Dick Bug

Dick Bug - Otherwise known as a Cockroach. Its just the scientists didn't like it.

eww theres a dick bug in my room!

by SweetOnionSauce September 9, 2020

Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia

Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.

by R. Trombone March 31, 2003

(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)

Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)

by alikatt333 January 8, 2009

needle dick bug fucker

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex

Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker

by Chamber6 May 28, 2020

Pencil dick bug fucker

The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.

Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?

Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.

by Shmoobs July 18, 2011

bug with a dick

a big but it's a bug that will become a man

hey look at that bug with a dick it will probably be a man one day

by The Big Sly Fox November 29, 2019