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is "THE NEW REVOLUTION DJ" He makes people get intoxicated with his magic fingers. He is better know as 'DJ BRYTOS'
That Disc Jockey playing is almost like BRYTOS
brytos by Brytos August 5, 2019
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Brotosterone 

Male euphoria during athletic occasions
The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.
Brotosterone by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012
Photo's taken with your bros. Usually taken while intoxicated, not necessarily.
Adam: Yo this party's dope, let's get some brotos goin'

Max: I have a camera phone.
Brotos by keeneslackbirds December 23, 2010
a boy that is seen as perfect,loving,and amazing<3
sometimes tempermental, but you just gotta get on his good side:-*
easily loved!
oh mann, that boy's such a bryton. He's perfect!
bryton by anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 19, 2009
An amazing person who is nice and honest and will always be faithful in relationships. A guy to hang out with and will make you laugh till you puke. A guy every girl wants to fuck and has a big penis. He is so awesome he doesn't have to compensate by being mean or working out. A good friend to have for cheating in school and doing crazy shit.
Girl 1: Who is your new boyfriend

Girl 2: His name is Alex but he is a Bryton

Girl 1: Bitch I'm jealous

*Girl 1 walks away*
Bryton by that asian kid April 9, 2011

brotoshop 

Digitally altering a photo by inserting a black man or other minority to give the appearance of diversity.
The city of Toronto brotoshopped the cover of their "Fun Guide" instead of finding an actual black guy in the city.
brotoshop by jack21222 June 25, 2009

brotosynthesis 

The act of maintaining a bro-like persona via the intake of sunlight.* This can be witnessed on Beaches and college campuses across the United states. (note: also possible around fires, at Dave Matthews concerts, etc.) Specifically occurs with men ages 18-24, "chill" (see chill) outside in small groups, or "crews". (note: sunglasses, vintage tees, sandals, and Abercrombie and Fitch paraphenalia are key indicators of brotosynthesis.) Common, less scientific, synonyms include but are not limited to the following: chillin', hangin, livin' the dream.
verb: brotosynthesize

*Recent studies indicate that the intake of cheap beer may aid in this process; it has not yet been confirmed.
1. "Dude work has sucked lately"

"Yeah fuck my job, too. This weekend we need some brotosynthesis."

2."Hey Gail, why doesn't Matthew Mcconaghey ever wear a shirt?"
"Well, Susan, because he's engaging in brotosynthesis"

3. "Yo break out the natty and meet me at the shore, we're gonna brotosynthesize."
brotosynthesis by ItsKenbro June 5, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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