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Brutally Handsome 

A man looking half his age who dresses to perfection. Handles himself with dignity no matter the situation, has excellent grooming skill, knows what others want but doesn't give a shit. His perfectionism is mainly for himself - what others think of him is none of his business he says, but just about every head turns his way as he crosses paths with them. Bonus: He just can't help it. Being best is being himself always! Presentation is of high importance, but after all, to him - first impressions ARE everything and should be a standard for everyone. Don't try too hard faking how to be him, because you will never succeed. Simply put - Perfection cannot be attained by those who try too hard to imitate; because, imitation is not flattery, it's a mockery when it comes to the brutally handsome who remains anonymous somewhere you'll never know (already too crowded a city for this reason alone). - KDaf
Whoa! Who the fuck is that brutally handsome dude? Even I'd do him! , say women (even the clam bumping variety) and men alike (even the straight ones).
Brutally Handsome by BriY2K775 July 21, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016