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Brussels sprouts
Brussels sprouts by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
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Bum-brushed
The act of shafting a group of people (usually cowards) whilst believing to have a "one-up" against you. Usually done against dweebs that lived a privileged childhood, went to private school, show high levels of ignorance and take part in casual racism. These entitled cowards will do the fastest runner when confronted with challenging situations. Or become full on passive-aggressive to tell themselves they’ve “won the argument”.
All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.
This is when the bum-brushing commences.
All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.
This is when the bum-brushing commences.
Fake Blonde Girl: Omg no way?!?! What happened
Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.
Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.
Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.
Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.
Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.
Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.
Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.
Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.
Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.
Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.
Bum-brushed by Luke_emia December 14, 2022
broshelpingbros
broshelpingbros by Pancakebird1 July 16, 2021
Brussels
Capital of Belgium and Europe, Brussels is a very cosmopolitan city of around one million inhabitants.
It is bilingual French-Dutch with, according to estimations, 95% of it's inhabitants speaking good to perfect French. For English and Dutch these figures are 35% and 28% respectively.
Consequently, you can now understand why Brussels is such a cosmopolitan city. The fact that it hosts the European Commission and the headquarter of the NATO only adds to this. Brussels also has vibrant districts, such as the Matonge, which form ethnic enclaves.
It is culturally very rich, it has a good nightlife, interesting museums, and a world-famous central market square: The Grand Place (it's French name) or the Grote Markt (it's Dutch name: remember Brussels is Bilingual French-Dutch, which in practice means that all street names and signs there are written both in French and Dutch. Policemen are also expected to be bilingual). Monuments in the city include Manneken Pis, the Atomium and the Royal Palace.
The climate there is moderate with relatively lots of precipitation, which is typical for the region.
To conclude, Brussels is a very nice city that has lots to offer and that, even if it can offer a lot of rain, Brussels remains very nice.
It is bilingual French-Dutch with, according to estimations, 95% of it's inhabitants speaking good to perfect French. For English and Dutch these figures are 35% and 28% respectively.
Consequently, you can now understand why Brussels is such a cosmopolitan city. The fact that it hosts the European Commission and the headquarter of the NATO only adds to this. Brussels also has vibrant districts, such as the Matonge, which form ethnic enclaves.
It is culturally very rich, it has a good nightlife, interesting museums, and a world-famous central market square: The Grand Place (it's French name) or the Grote Markt (it's Dutch name: remember Brussels is Bilingual French-Dutch, which in practice means that all street names and signs there are written both in French and Dutch. Policemen are also expected to be bilingual). Monuments in the city include Manneken Pis, the Atomium and the Royal Palace.
The climate there is moderate with relatively lots of precipitation, which is typical for the region.
To conclude, Brussels is a very nice city that has lots to offer and that, even if it can offer a lot of rain, Brussels remains very nice.
Man in Brussels
Man too large to pick a fight with.
As the song says, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscles."
As the song says, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscles."
Jeff: Dude, there was this guy starting shit down at the Kirk Hotel.
TP: Did you kick his ass?
Jeff: Nah, guy was a like a man in Brussels.
Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself.
TP: Did you kick his ass?
Jeff: Nah, guy was a like a man in Brussels.
Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself.
Man in Brussels by The Cooker March 14, 2008
bell brusher
Somebody of loose sexual credentials quite happy to spend most of their free time rigorously eating bell ends with such effect it appears they are brushing their teeth with someones cock.
bell brusher by fackhunt August 21, 2009
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