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brushel

refers to brushing a matte finish on a nail. Hammer Time.
I said it three times but that bitch still didn't brushel my nails.

thank god it was just clear

OMG!!! CUTE!!
by thedood72 May 30, 2022
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Brussels sprouts

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.
No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.
by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022
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Bum-brushed

The act of shafting a group of people (usually cowards) whilst believing to have a "one-up" against you. Usually done against dweebs that lived a privileged childhood, went to private school, show high levels of ignorance and take part in casual racism. These entitled cowards will do the fastest runner when confronted with challenging situations. Or become full on passive-aggressive to tell themselves they’ve “won the argument”.

All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.

This is when the bum-brushing commences.
Fake Blonde Girl: Omg no way?!?! What happened

Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.

Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.

Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.

Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.

Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.
by Luke_emia December 14, 2022
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broshelpingbros

Ex-boyfriends hooking up and saying it's just bros helping bros.
"This is just broshelpingbros." - Blaine Anderson

"I love it when you talk fratty." -Kurt Hummel
by Pancakebird1 July 16, 2021
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Brussels

Capital of Belgium and Europe, Brussels is a very cosmopolitan city of around one million inhabitants.

It is bilingual French-Dutch with, according to estimations, 95% of it's inhabitants speaking good to perfect French. For English and Dutch these figures are 35% and 28% respectively.

Consequently, you can now understand why Brussels is such a cosmopolitan city. The fact that it hosts the European Commission and the headquarter of the NATO only adds to this. Brussels also has vibrant districts, such as the Matonge, which form ethnic enclaves.

It is culturally very rich, it has a good nightlife, interesting museums, and a world-famous central market square: The Grand Place (it's French name) or the Grote Markt (it's Dutch name: remember Brussels is Bilingual French-Dutch, which in practice means that all street names and signs there are written both in French and Dutch. Policemen are also expected to be bilingual). Monuments in the city include Manneken Pis, the Atomium and the Royal Palace.

The climate there is moderate with relatively lots of precipitation, which is typical for the region.

To conclude, Brussels is a very nice city that has lots to offer and that, even if it can offer a lot of rain, Brussels remains very nice.
"Brussels has the 14th highest living standards in the world!"
by bheb July 6, 2008
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Man in Brussels

Man too large to pick a fight with.

As the song says, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscles."
Jeff: Dude, there was this guy starting shit down at the Kirk Hotel.
TP: Did you kick his ass?
Jeff: Nah, guy was a like a man in Brussels.
Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself.
by The Cooker March 14, 2008
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bell brusher

Somebody of loose sexual credentials quite happy to spend most of their free time rigorously eating bell ends with such effect it appears they are brushing their teeth with someones cock.
check out this porn babe- shes a total bell brusher!
by fackhunt August 21, 2009
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