brunch babe 

A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.

Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches

all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them

Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"

...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"

brunch babe by manillakilla August 30, 2018