A Canadian term for a career politician, one whose main goal is to climb the party ladder and get power, not to make real change or help his constituents. Typically reserved for members of the Conservative Party of Canada who hold neoliberal economic views and who advocate socially liberal policies. Called brownshoes due to their habit of wearing poor quality, badly fitted blue suits with clunky brown shoes to look casual and "appeal" to middle class voters.
"Did you see Jason Kenney and Andrew Scheer at the Gay Hindus for Free Trade fundraiser last night? Kenney was dancing with a transsexual, and he calls himself conservative..."
"Doesn't surprise me, he's a brownshoe, he'll sell out to anyone to win votes"
Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.
Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.
A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.
-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"
Means Heroin and is also a famous song by Guns N Roses on their debut album "Appetite for Destruction". When they are saying "Dancing with Mr. Brownstone" it means they are "Shootin Heroin"
"We Been Dancin' with Mr. Brownstone
He's been knockin he won't leave me alone"
A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hardbrown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.
A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.
'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'
'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'