brown taco

a very untidy vagina; when one does not clean their vagina

Guy 1: Dude I could not go down on her.

Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She has a brown taco.

by Johnny Five-O September 15, 2011

brown taco

Taking a turd, laying it in a woman's vulva, then eating it.

"Don't mind my breath, I've been eating brown taco!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

brown taco

When a man takes a shit in a chicks twatter.

did you see the long lost princess diana sex tape? the prince shits right in her roast beef... brown taco.

by Lifter5 January 5, 2008

Brown Taco

A female asshole resembles a taco turned 90 degrees and colored brown. The opposite of a Pink Taco only referring to a females asshole.

She has a very nice brown taco, it was warm and tight.

by SickAsHell September 27, 2005

Texas Brown Taco

Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy

Fuck your breath smells... yeah i know try a texas brown taco

by Redbluegreenpurple April 17, 2010