by CorruptData37 July 02, 2014
A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017
(BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.
by Jerome Jenkins April 29, 2006
When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.
by sgtpepperanderson October 04, 2008
A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024