Brown Marker 

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole

I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!

Brown Marker by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017

brown marker 

A Blunt of the Marijuana variety.

Pot smoker: "Hey man, pass that Brown Marker."

brown marker by CorruptData37 July 2, 2014

Wiping a brown marker 

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

Last night, I was wiping a brown marker for fifteen minutes.

Wiping a brown marker by Ghettomemester May 26, 2017

brown magic marker

(BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.

"Ricardo is gonna kill me. I brown magic markered his toilet. Fuck! Hand me a towel"

brown magic marker by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006

brown expo marker rage 

When an innocent request for an obscure office supply is sent out to a group of coworkers via e-mail and one or more of the recipients demands you remove them from your address book.

Hey, did you see that crazy e-mail today?

Yeah!! That was some crazy brown expo marker rage!!

brown expo marker rage by sgtpepperanderson January 16, 2009

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

Brown Magic Marker by Ericandofier March 27, 2024