Brown Luck

A string of resoundingly bad luck ranging in duration from a few hours to an entire lifetime. Although the exact causes of Brown Luck have yet to be determined, genetic factors seem to play a prominent role. Similar to being shit out of luck, but experienced over a much longer period of time.

His week wasn't going very well. His bike had been stolen, he'd misplaced his keys, the pop machine ate his quarter. He was suffering from Brown luck.

Brown Luck by ShocktheMonkey April 21, 2009

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brown luck

Not to be confused with Brown luck (notice the capital B). Eating something known to cause intestinal distress and miraculously feeling well all evening.

I ate Thai food and thought for sure we'd miss the movie. But Iron Man 3 was watched without incident! Must be brown luck.

brown luck by Browner83 June 7, 2013

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Brown Luck • brownfuck • Brown • Brown-out • brown eye • brown sugar • brown nose • brown bag • brown-noser • brown shirts

brownfuck

when your taking a shit and the shit is touching the water but it wont fall from your ass so you shake up and down till it drops

hey i totally just brownfucked that toilet

brownfuck by taylamade April 23, 2011

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Brownfuck

Fucking in the anus while defecating

“Oh my god i need to poop !!”
“My dick is inside your ass”
“LETS GO BROWNFUCKING”

Brownfuck by lily🍆 June 8, 2025

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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