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brown goat 

when a girl is wearing pig tails and you grab her hair like goat horns, and ride her like you are riding a goat... and rub your ass on her...
I gave that chick a brown goat last night
brown goat by ottiecow April 11, 2010

brown goat 

The act of being nude,the flashing of the butthole usually the the cheeks are spread as far as possible to show the inside of ones butthole and all the poop inside.
John's brown goat was very poopy and his cheeks were really spread apart!
brown goat by mr. brown goa November 30, 2010

brown goat cheese 

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.
"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"
brown goat cheese by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

The brown goat stretcher 

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.
We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

nicholas brown is goated on the sticks 

nicholas brown likes to ride dildos
(nicholas)"i'm literally goated on the sticks"

(Jacob)"so you like to ride dildos?"
nicholas brown is goated on the sticks

browncoat 

1) Slang for the defeated Independent Faction who oppose the Anglo-Sino Alliance, on the show Firefly.

2) A fan of the series Firefly.
Many browncoats have been converted since the cancellation of Firefly.
browncoat by Major Davis February 27, 2004