brown goat

when a girl is wearing pig tails and you grab her hair like goat horns, and ride her like you are riding a goat... and rub your ass on her...

I gave that chick a brown goat last night

by ottiecow April 11, 2010

brown goat

The act of being nude,the flashing of the butthole usually the the cheeks are spread as far as possible to show the inside of ones butthole and all the poop inside.

John's brown goat was very poopy and his cheeks were really spread apart!

by mr. brown goa November 30, 2010

Brown Goat

The whore of a group of individuals: slut. The easy one. Someone who sleeps around a lot.

Monica is such a Brown Goat. I heard she hooked up with five different guys on spring break.

by unorthodokz March 16, 2009

The brown goat stretcher

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.

We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010

nicholas brown is goated on the sticks

nicholas brown likes to ride dildos

(nicholas)"i'm literally goated on the sticks"

(Jacob)"so you like to ride dildos?"
nicholas brown is goated on the sticks

by shreksucker69 November 24, 2019

brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.

"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017