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Brown Eyed Girl 

-Noun-

1) An act in which a heterosexual couple performs anal sex. Afterward, the male wipes his feces-covered penis over the eyes of his partner. Hence, the term "brown eyed."

2) A girl who has recently experienced the "Brown eyed girl."
-My boyfriend gave me the brown eyed girl, so I couldn't see while crossing the street.

-I gave her the brown eyed girl, because I couldn't find any toilet paper.

-Some people call the brown eyed girl an art medium, but experts argue that it is merely a method of genital hygiene.
Brown Eyed Girl by Wheaties_ftw March 16, 2010
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brown eyed girl 

Pertaining to a person of the female gender, existing with peculiar facial features. These features include sphinxters for eyes, a penis nose, pertruding from the face, and a sideways vagina as a mouth. The top of the head in covered in pubes, as opposed to actual hair, and typically, little or no dialogue is spoken.
Wow, I wish I was a brown eyed girl. I would be able to insert my nose penis into either; one of my sphinxter eyes of my vagina mouth. That would be the life, I'd never leave the house!

Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl 

When a lover removes his anus and touches it to his significant-other's forehead. This ritual can be done either out of love or aggression. A little known fact is that this ritual inspired Van Morrison to write a song with it's namesake.
My girlfriend was being annoying so I gave her the "Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl"

Brown Eyed Girls 

Brown Eyed Girls are a girl Korean pop crew.

Crew: Narsha, Ga-In, Jea, Miyro.
Abracadabra by Brown Eyed Girls is awesome so is Sign!

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026