browlit 

When someone smacks you so hard in the face, you forget the place you work, what you were thinking, or lose a tooth

Bruhs a browlit

browlit by Rio Rockwell March 31, 2022

Browling

A bowling outing with a small group of bros, absolutely no girlfriends/wives/etc. allowed.

Mike: Yo wanna come browling with joey, chris, and i tonight!?

John: totally down!

Browling by john n0ob April 22, 2009

Brolita 

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

Brolita by tylercee January 15, 2010

broliterate 

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.

Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.

broliterate by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009

Brolitia 

noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.

Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia

a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.

b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.

c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.

Brolitia by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010

Broalition of the Chilling 

Any group of Bro's who enjoy brotastic activities such as brobeques, brodownsr, brahwls and broday parties. Activities range from bronding to enjoying brotein shakes.

"Yo lets dip set, book it,cop a 40 and post up on the block."
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"

Broalition of the Chilling by AraBrosqito May 3, 2010

brobliterated 

When you get so ripped that all you can say is "dude."

Bruce: "How you doin', Chad?"
Chad: "Dude..."
Lance: "What's wrong with Chad?"
Bruce: "He's fuckin' brobliterated, bro."

brobliterated by ChadBroChill88 January 23, 2008