If you treat your pint-sized "recent addition to the family" dude with patient kindness and love, he will likely learn to respect you more, and thus will be less brothersome.
Brotherton is a small village in West Yorkshire and it is a fuckingshithole, filled with drug addict youths wearing baggy tracksuits who do lines of coke at the Pokémon shelter. You often have to keep your face mask on 24/7 because of the remarkable stench around the village. The best thing about the village is the road out of it, as long as your tyres aren’t burst by little scrotes first
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.