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Brooklyn Decker 

When one defecates off the Brooklyn Bridge onto the deck of a boat passing beneath.
Man, I dropped a steaming Brooklyn Decker onto a booze cruise last night!

Brooklyn Decker 

When a person places one's fist up another person's rectum during defication.
Last night I gave Sandra a Brooklyn Decker....my hand still smells like poop!

the brooklyn decker 

when one male is manhandled by his homosexual mate in assless chaps while performing a sexual deed, normally resulting in the tearing of one's acl.
jon didnt want to tell his family that while completing the brooklyn decker with his roommate, he tore his acl; so he lied and told them that he did it while playing basketball.