Brooklyn Decker

An incredibly beautiful swimsuit model. She graces the cover of Sports Illustrated's "Swimsuit Edition" for 2010.

Guy #1 - "Who is Brooklyn Decker?"
Guy #2 - "She is Andy Roddick's future ex-wife."

by Gregory House, M.D. March 5, 2010

the brooklyn decker

when one male is manhandled by his homosexual mate in assless chaps while performing a sexual deed, normally resulting in the tearing of one's acl.

jon didnt want to tell his family that while completing the brooklyn decker with his roommate, he tore his acl; so he lied and told them that he did it while playing basketball.

by whatwhat? April 14, 2008

Brooklyn Decker

When one defecates off the Brooklyn Bridge onto the deck of a boat passing beneath.

Man, I dropped a steaming Brooklyn Decker onto a booze cruise last night!

by lostarchitect July 1, 2011

Brooklyn Decker

When a person places one's fist up another person's rectum during defication.

Last night I gave Sandra a Brooklyn Decker....my hand still smells like poop!

by Dr. Strangelove55 April 24, 2010