broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.

Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

broken condom

Directed towards an infant its meaning is "an accident, unplanned or unwanted baby"

Father to crying baby : Shut the hell up you fucking broken condom!!
Baby: Daddy...?

by ari April 06, 2003

broken condom

It means you're useless.

Clive acts like he's the goddamn juggernaut but the piece of shit broken condom always came in two seconds and couldn't finish the job.

by Technically a student August 06, 2006

broken condom

STD's

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.

by Leah September 02, 2003

Broken condom

unwanted baby or a mistake

a Broken condom how Jose Florentino got here

by gamingkid March 29, 2018

Broken Condom

An annoying little shit that won't stop screaming and fussing in a public area

"I hope Karen doesn't bring her broken condoms again."

by Hamborgar November 22, 2021

Broken condom

Talan

Talan was the result of a broken condom

by Amelia;) May 02, 2019