brocrastination

Procrastinating with your bros.

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."

by jtregoat September 16, 2008

Brocrastinate

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

by IBrock February 23, 2011

Brocrastinate

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.

I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.

by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010

Brocrastination

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms

I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.

by prisonfister December 08, 2017

Brocrastinator

A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it

Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator

by AngelOvvl March 11, 2015

brocrastinating

The act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.

Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.

by Tpep13 February 04, 2010

brocrastinating

Putting off important responsibilities to party, work out, or bang hot chicks.

Dudebro, I have a 20 page paper I didn't start because i was brocrastinating yesterday when I got drunk and then went to the gym.

by Dr. Brosshart May 31, 2011