Referring to a guy with no male friends
Dad, I’m bro-ke.
Dad: I’m so disappointed in you. I fucking hate you. The only reason why me and your mother had you was because the condom broke. I hope you kill yourself.
Dad: I’m so disappointed in you. I fucking hate you. The only reason why me and your mother had you was because the condom broke. I hope you kill yourself.
by anonymouskechard January 11, 2023
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by TheTrueElJakeo June 28, 2011
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Guy 2: "Ahh, I see. Sorry dude, he totally just bro-ke up with you."
Guy 2: "Ahh, I see. Sorry dude, he totally just bro-ke up with you."
by TheSilentLeprechaun May 29, 2009
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