Bro-ke

Dad, I’m bro-ke.
Dad: I’m so disappointed in you. I fucking hate you. The only reason why me and your mother had you was because the condom broke. I hope you kill yourself.

by anonymouskechard January 11, 2023

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Bro-ke Up

When you and your best friend have insurmountable differences in your friendship and you have to break up with your best bro. It includes but is not limited to, no longer speaking to one another, talking trash about one another and awkward moments of returning each others belongings

Guy 1: Yeah, we used to be tight but we had a bro-ke up.

by TheTrueElJakeo June 28, 2011

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bro-ke up

When your best guy friend starts hanging out with a different guy and they become best friends.

Guy 1: "Dude, I went to the movies last night and I saw Kent hanging out with Bradley. And today they're going bowling together! I thought Kent was MY best friend!"
Guy 2: "Ahh, I see. Sorry dude, he totally just bro-ke up with you."

by TheSilentLeprechaun May 29, 2009

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Bro Ken

Noun.
The Bro version of a Ken. Essentially, the best man a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe) could hope for. Simply put, a bro that has learned to remove his hat, and to comb his hair.

"I think Bro Kens only exist in the minds of Bro Hos. I have yet to see one."

by brownnipples February 8, 2009

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Lil Bro Kenhart

Instagram:Thecutthroatgoat

Twitter:LilBroKenhart

The kid with the broken heart
“I wanna trust but the world just wont let me for some reason” ~ Lil Bro Kenhart

Friend: Lil Bro Kenhart is next up dude

Friend 2: Tell me something I don’t know

by Janeyelizabeth February 12, 2018

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