briss

Ritual, ceremonial circumcision. Yiddish pronunciation of "berith" = "covenant."
3 men fainted at the last briss I went to.
by octopod March 05, 2004
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Brissing

To drill a hole in someone's skull large enough for a penis to fit into and piss on their brain.
I am brissing on my pet rhinoceros' brain.
by angrysuperhawk November 07, 2014
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Mexican Briss

Using a pair of Gardening Scissors to cut off your foreskin. Very similar to the Mexican Vasectomy, but cut in different spots.
"I don't have the money to get my kid a briss in the synagog."

"Just invite family over, and do a Mexican Briss."
by King Berman May 13, 2010
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Briss

A soul-level way of missing someone you love deeply that goes beyond a typical ache. Beyond miss.

Also- the Russian word for “shoo” as in “to shoo a cat away”
Even though Faye had just seen Darrow an hour ago, as soon as he left, she began to briss him deeply.
by QueenPlatypus December 10, 2023
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Briss

An intense, soul-deep yearning for someone you love deeply that surpasses the boundaries of a typical "miss".
Derived from the words Brick and Miss (exact origin remains unknown)
Briss describes a complex state where one experiences a deep sense of longing and nostalgia, yet continues to perform their daily responsibilities and obligations.
Even though Faye had just seen Darrow a minute ago, as soon as he left, she began to briss him deeply.
by King_Platypus December 24, 2023
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briss-burger

A guy who eats burgers all the time!!! Usually 3 burgers topped with Fountain Barbecue Sauce
"Hey look at all the burgers he is eating!!!
He must be a Briss-Burger"
*They then jump in the air and waddle their arms like a T-Rex and say Briiiiiiissss Buuuuuuurrrrrgeerrrrr*
by fagbag768 November 15, 2013
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Vermont Briss

When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
No, Sam never had a Vermont Briss, he's from Long Island.
by BKpaw July 15, 2024
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