briss-burger 

A guy who eats burgers all the time!!! Usually 3 burgers topped with Fountain Barbecue Sauce

"Hey look at all the burgers he is eating!!!
He must be a Briss-Burger"
*They then jump in the air and waddle their arms like a T-Rex and say Briiiiiiissss Buuuuuuurrrrrgeerrrrr*

briss-burger by fagbag768 November 15, 2013

Brass Bound Buggery Box

A typically ornate wooden box from the 18th century bound in polished brass. The box usually had a hole for receiving a penis and a handle on the side that when turned, feathers providing auto erotic stimulation to the operator.

Commissioned in 1725 by Peter the Great, a superb box was a gifted to the Danish sailor Vitus Bering before he set out on his historic voyage to prove that Siberia and America were not joined by land. The channel between the two countries was named after him.

Legend has it that the ship's Engineer on the good ship Venus broke his jerry built wanking machine and whipped his balls to cream.

Bring me a boy!!!!.........Blast!
Bring me another boy!!!!..........Blast!

Bring me my Brass Bound Buggery Box, these boys split too easily!

Brass Bound Buggery Box by ergie December 29, 2009