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brimistry 

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(n.) Although kept secret from the police for years, this act of child abuse was finally exposed on the due date for the final copy of the students' science fair reports. The first victim was strangled to death by the person to which the term refers after he forgot to bring in a second copy. 5 others were injured after jumping out of the second story windows to avoid her wrath. The commotion resulted in a slow motion "running of the bulls" style chase of the survivors through the halls of a certain school.

(Alt Def.) Acts of unjustifiable touture againsts highschool students.
Hey man, what's up?

Dude...I've got brimistry this year.

*Inhales breath* Dude...I am so sorry.
brimistry by Ickra October 21, 2010
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Biomistry 

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A subject taken by the benefit bunch who rarely attend school and believe they are well smart. Those who do biomistry also tend to do subjects such as histography, welfare studies and spary-tan-ology

Originally created by lower class traveller bitch Vicki Pollard played by Matt Lucas from little Britain who went to school once and said it was alright.
Vicki:
I done math or something or nothing, histography, biomistry, and what's that language where they're all talking some weird language and that and you can't really understand it.

Councillor:
French?

Vicky:
No, English.
Biomistry by Spubman April 13, 2020
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bromistry 

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A bro-based vocabulary word combining bro and chemistry (in the sense of social chemistry). To get along incredibly well in a platonic manner.
Man, it was so fun to hang out with those dudes. We have the best bromistry.
bromistry by Anna Kipnis June 16, 2008
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