bromistry

A bro-based vocabulary word combining bro and chemistry (in the sense of social chemistry). To get along incredibly well in a platonic manner.

Man, it was so fun to hang out with those dudes. We have the best bromistry.

by Anna Kipnis June 16, 2008

brimistry

(n.) Although kept secret from the police for years, this act of child abuse was finally exposed on the due date for the final copy of the students' science fair reports. The first victim was strangled to death by the person to which the term refers after he forgot to bring in a second copy. 5 others were injured after jumping out of the second story windows to avoid her wrath. The commotion resulted in a slow motion "running of the bulls" style chase of the survivors through the halls of a certain school.

(Alt Def.) Acts of unjustifiable touture againsts highschool students.

Hey man, what's up?

Dude...I've got brimistry this year.

*Inhales breath* Dude...I am so sorry.

by Ickra October 21, 2010

Biomistry

A subject taken by the benefit bunch who rarely attend school and believe they are well smart. Those who do biomistry also tend to do subjects such as histography, welfare studies and spary-tan-ology

Originally created by lower class traveller bitch Vicki Pollard played by Matt Lucas from little Britain who went to school once and said it was alright.

Vicki:
I done math or something or nothing, histography, biomistry, and what's that language where they're all talking some weird language and that and you can't really understand it.

Councillor:
French?

Vicky:
No, English.

by Spubman April 13, 2020

bromiserate

To commiserate, or express pity or sympathy, between bros. Most commonly used to refer to the period after a breakup.

-"Is Jeff alright?"
-"He's taking it pretty hard, but I went over to bromiserate over a few drinks last night. I think it helped."

by PhilipTheSnowman November 25, 2009

Brofistration

The frustration at being denied a brofist.

Ugh, John didn't brofist me back! This must be what brofistration feels like!

by The Angry Citizen September 14, 2011

bromister

1. One who packs lips.
2. a truefag.
3. a 'roid monkey.
4. overall insult.

1. that bromister just packed a FAT lip.
2. that truefag is a total bromister.
3. look at that bromister juice up.
4. you kids are bunch of bromisters im gonna bounce.

by Sub_zer0 May 22, 2008

Bromiserate

two guys commiserating, a cousin to Bromance

Tyler bromiserated with Cyrus after Cyrus stood up his fiancee due to his drunken state and she summarily dumped him.

by drstevenwerose March 7, 2024