Bridge Over Troubled Water

Quite possibly the only Simon and Garfunkel song where Garfunkel sings lead vocals and/or doesn't just harmonize with Paul Simon. Funnily enough, it is widely considered their best song.

Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 21, 2021

Bridge Over Troubled Water

Similar to an Eiffel Tower, but the girl in the middle is arched, facing upward, tits to the ceiling. She's also positioned over a toilet, taking a dump. That's the troubled water.

She's savage, said no to doing an Eiffel Tower with me and Ronnie, but was cool with going for the Bridge Over Troubled Water. She had Taco Bell a few hours before.

by duttyman April 19, 2018

Bend over bridges

a combination of bending over backwards and building bridges.

"He's been so rude lately, I'm not going to waste any of my time and bend over bridges for him anymore."

by Reeps June 20, 2022

Build a bridge and get over it

It's a sarcastic, humorous, & somewhat bitchy thing to say, when somebody keeps complaining about an event that happened, or a situation, & they just need to get the hell over it.

Example one -
Girl one: *crying* My boyfriend John broke up with me yesterday!
Girl two: That's terrible, I'm so sorry!
(...7 months later...)
Girl one: *crying* I still can't believe John broke up with me...
Girl two: Oh for fucks sake, build a bridge and get over it.

Example two -
Boy one: UGHHHHH! I'M SO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!
Boy two: Dude, you've been complaining for 30 minutes about your hunger. Nobody cares! Build a bridge, and get over it.

by Sarcastic little bitch May 29, 2013

build a bridge an get over it

what you say to someone, when the simple 'get over it' just wont do

A: my dog has died, im soo sad
B: i dont care, build a bridge an get over it

by Brabbs July 15, 2006

build a bridge and get over it

When people annoy and can't seem to get over stuff that happened in the past!

These people need a doze of reality.

Q: I caught my gf cheating. What would you do?
A: Yikes! Caught in the act. This is a no brainer dude, move on!. If she did it on you, she'll do it on him. Plain & simple she ain't worth your troubles, build a bridge and get over it.

http;//www,buildabridgeandgetoverit,com

by BuildabridgeEngineer January 01, 2012

Build a Bridge and get over it

What someone say to a person,telling them the get a life and forget about in a humorous way

example one:
Girl:*cry* my boyfriend cheated on me!
Brother:Whatever,build a bridge and get over it.

example two:
Girl: *cry* my dog I had for over 15 years just died!
friend: Build a Bridge and get over it,it looked like it was dead anyways

example three:
Girl: I think I'm pregnant!
Boyfriend: Build a Bridge and get over it,now lets have sex

I feel real sorry for that chick...

by TheMagicMuffin May 09, 2010