7 definitions by duttyman

Doppelgangbang

When 3 or more similar-looking people have an orgy together.

Brad Pitt's body doubles all drank too much after a movie shoot. They thought, "What the hell", and the next thing you know they were in a doppelgangbang together.

by duttyman January 20, 2022

Cock Pussy Fingers

Cock Pussy Fingers is a hand gesture game similar to Rock Paper Scissors. The game decides which sexual activity a couple will enguage in. When a cock guesture matches with a pussy guesture, then intercourse will be performed. Pussy and fingers means fingerbanging. Cock with fingers is a handjob.

You wanna do some sex? Yes. Should we play Cock Pussy Fingers to decide how to start?

by duttyman July 24, 2022

Hot Smores

A raunchy sex move that involves felching and a brown-skinned Asian or Latina. After an anal cream pie, the male sex partner feasts on the warm combination of semen and fecal matter expelled from the brown-skinned honey's pooper.

Hot Smores wasn't the dessert I expected to get after our dinner date at the Mexican restaurant.

by duttyman April 19, 2018

Bridge Over Troubled Water

Similar to an Eiffel Tower, but the girl in the middle is arched, facing upward, tits to the ceiling. She's also positioned over a toilet, taking a dump. That's the troubled water.

She's savage, said no to doing an Eiffel Tower with me and Ronnie, but was cool with going for the Bridge Over Troubled Water. She had Taco Bell a few hours before.

by duttyman April 19, 2018

Stocking Stuffer

The specific name that a butt plug takes on when it is inserted into a prolapsed colon.

Christmas came early that year, when Jack slipped a butt plug into Diane's pink sock. She said, "Thank you for the stocking stuffer, dear".

by duttyman December 3, 2021

Frosted Dingle Bump

A variation of the common cocaine key bump. The frosted dingle bump is a key that's loaded with fecal matter (scraped from a live dingleberry) topped with a sprinkle of cocaine.

Jimmy had two passions in life: giving rim jobs and doing key bumps. His height of ecstacy came in the form of a frosted dingle bump

by duttyman July 17, 2022

MAGA Moment

When one's cult-like devotion to Donald Trump results is an embarrassing display of behavior that typically involves insurrection, bomb threats, freaking out about Socialists or immigrants, or having unhinged rants on Parlor or Telegram.

After Trump wasn't reinstated in August, Floyd drove his truck to Washington with a bomb in it. He was having a real MAGA moment!

by duttyman August 20, 2021