Brick Tamland 

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.

"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."

Brick Tamland by Hannah.. August 8, 2005

brick tamland 

the mentally retarted weather man for the legendary channel 4 news team

Brick Tamland-"i read somewhere that there(women)periods attract bears"

Brian-"ya hear that ed, bears, now ur puttin the whole sudio in jepeordy."

Brick-"the bears can smell the menstration"

brick tamland by brick tambland May 17, 2006

Brick Tambland 

A cognitively challenged weather reporter on the Chanel 4 news team. He has an IQ of 48 and wants to know what love is more than anything in the world. He also has a very high vioce when singing "Afternoon Delight"

Brick: I stabbed a man with a trident in the heart. There were horses and a man on fire!
Ron" I was meaning to talk to you about that... You might want to find a safe house or a close relative. You are probably wanted for murder.

Brick Tambland by Ben P January 25, 2005