brian r 

Huge cock. Super shy. Likes progresso soup. Yellow cum. likes big tits. has big tits. smashes boys and girls. can suck his own cock. has super cake. likes super cake. wedding cakes are nothing compared to the amount of cake that he has. he is known for being daddy. lots of pimples. doesn't use lotion. forgets to put on condoms. gay hair. no sense of style. super small. gets turned on by dogs that are named after car brakes. wears the same shoes for 4 years.

Dang, Brian R, please hit me from all angles you sexy son of a gun.

brian r by 8601113333 October 18, 2017

Brian Rosenthal 

(n.) Actor/Student/Human. Starred in A Very Potter Musical as Professor Quirrell and in A Very Potter Sequel as Seamus Finnigan, James Potter, and Past Ron. The epitome of supermegafoxyawesomehotness.

1. Brian Rosenthal is definitely the cutest Starkid.
2. I want to marry Brian Rosenthal.

Brian Rosenthal by Rumbleroar's Slumbering Cub November 16, 2010

Brian Rosenthal 

Widely known for playing Professor Quirrell in A Very Pooter Musical(AVPM) and Seamus Finnigan in A Very Potter Sequel (AVPS). He is very awkward but very sexy. Has an amazing voice.

Friend #1: I am going to marry Brian Rosenthal one day.

Friend #2: No I am, you look better with Joe Walker anyways.

Friend #1: Fine

Brian Rosenthal by starkidgeek November 13, 2010

Brian Rogers 

a troll hating person that's life purpose is to join the Taliban

That Brian Rogers killed me

Brian Rogers by Naruto986 October 4, 2011

Brian Rockstarr 

Owner of Rockstar Burgers who allegedly lets and records people raping his dog and allegedly rapes women and underage girls in his restaurant.

Have you heard of Brian Rockstarr?
The man who let his girlfriend sucks his dog off?

Brian Rockstarr by dlwbag December 2, 2019

brian reagan

One of the funniest guys ever. His comedy is as clean as it comes and he is hilarious.

The following are examples of Brian Reagan.

“"You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble."”

“"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone, what am I supposed to do, 'Hey-- ah, you might wanna buckle up, blasting zone coming up. Yeah. Just saw the sign. Put the helmets on back there! Yeah I think we're-- (Pow!)-- Oh! We're getting close! (Pow!)-- Oh! This is gonna be a bad blasting zone! Remember that last one--we lost Billy?"”

brian reagan by r belbin July 5, 2007

Brian Reed 

1. A shitty writer who couldn't write to save his life.

2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.

3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.

4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.

Ex. 1. Brian Reed ruined Halo 5's Campaign.

Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"

Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*

Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS

PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"

Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*

Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN

UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"

Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."

Brian Reed by Mr.Krampus March 1, 2017