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Huge cock. Super shy. Likes progresso soup. Yellow cum. likes big tits. has big tits. smashes boys and girls. can suck his own cock. has super cake. likes super cake. wedding cakes are nothing compared to the amount of cake that he has. he is known for being daddy. lots of pimples. doesn't use lotion. forgets to put on condoms. gay hair. no sense of style. super small. gets turned on by dogs that are named after car brakes. wears the same shoes for 4 years.
Dang, Brian R, please hit me from all angles you sexy son of a gun.
by 8601113333 October 18, 2017
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