brett johnson 

person with a very large penis

brett johnson is tall in bed

brett johnson by killa turkey145 May 19, 2016

brett johnson 

A pathetic no good loser who couldn't control a pile of shit.

Look at that poor brett johnson imitator.

brett johnson by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

brett johnson 

a 15 year old boy who goes to cryin to his mother and goes after other boys.

like dude look at brett johnson run to his mama

brett johnson by bigcheetahgirl December 17, 2004

brett johnson 

A 15 year old boy from southern illinois who tries to screw everything in sight snd who thinks he is a pimp.

Dude look at that dude acting like a brett johnson!

brett johnson by Ponygirl December 14, 2004

brett johnson 

a 15 you old boy who has boyfriend and he cant keep track of one or the other

like dude look at brett making out with one his boyfriends.

brett johnson by bigcheetahgirl December 20, 2004

Brent Johnson 

to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:

- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush

- wine cellar

in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.

to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”

poem:

“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”

- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson

Brent Johnson by gusgus69 December 6, 2024