2 definitions by Misanthropic
Noun.Contraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
by Misanthropic October 13, 2005
Most of the Moms at the La Leche League meeting were nice, but a couple were real breastfeeding Nazis.
by Misanthropic October 13, 2005