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Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D) 

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.
-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!

i'd break her in half 

a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.

Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.
(hott girl walks by)

Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...

Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.

Hyper Guy: Good idea!
i'd break her in half by Sam Polk December 16, 2008

i'd break her pelvis 

An expression used by males to describe an attractive female.
See that girl over there? Yeah, i'd break her pelvis.
no nut november... or according to Lizzie, dairy break....
d break by audrington November 15, 2018

I'd break her legs 

A phrase coined by the supersexual luke N.Tall by mistake.
Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)
I'd break her legs by R.M April 12, 2005

Decy Breaky 

The Decy Breaky An amazing hot cooked breakfast made by your favourite uncle, who is a champion of a bloke and could spin a yarn.

The Decy Breaky would generally be cooked to start lining the stomach in preparation for a big day of drinking or celebrations.

A Decy Breaky was traditionally done before the greatest car race in Australia, The Bathurst 100 and was then later cooked prior for other significant events for great friends and family.

A Decy Breaky would include the cooking of bacon, fried eggs, fried tomatoes and a giant pile of toast.

Cheers to the Decy Breaky
Let's start the day with a "Decy Breaky" to kick things off.
Decy Breaky by Billywell July 25, 2022